Wayne Vs. Dundee

OK, here's the deal. The other day I got into an argument with my best friend over who would win a fight between Paul Hogan and John Wayne. Why this argument came about, I am unsure why, but it did. One of many fights that seem pointless, but I am curious to know who you think would win the fight. It is my belief that Paul Hogan would win this fight, but my friend believes that John Wayne would win the fight. Below I am going to give my theory on this, and tell me what you think.

John Wayne: As a good southern gentlemen, I have a deep passion for John Wayne movies. They are something that I have watched since I was a baby. In my opinion, there will never be another actor like John Wayne. His character was the type that would kick butt, and ask questions later. You could put 12 people against him, and he would take all out without even thinking. However, it is my belief that John Wayne is a one hit wonder. He has no thinking skills. According to his movies, all he did was point and shoot. I mean come on, that's cool and all, but what about if the person he was against tried to outsmart him. What if his the enemy is the character that had already anticipated John Wayne's move and went around that. Some times it takes more brains than brawn.

Paul Hogan: However, how could we ever forget the legendary character of Crocodile Dundee. Here was a man that uses his cunning wit to out smart his enemy. From the movies he could look like a kangaroo, makes sounds that made him appear to be in other places than he was, and even hum and shake his hand and make a water buffalo move. I mean who can beat that? Crocodile Dundee even was able to move from place to place without even being spotted (Aborigines style). Plus, he had that cool looking knife that he could throw and hit anywhere he was aiming.

The question of the day is who would win this fight? Would John Wayne win because if his deadly aim, and take no prison philosophy. Or would Crocodile Dundee win the fight because of his cunning wit, and able to outsmart his enemies; always being one step ahead of John Wayne.
I leave up to you the loyal readers to decide the fate of the fight.